August 2008
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Murdoch Uni Open Day
Amy and Yasmin were in line, waiting to do the Sumo wrestling challenge.
Amy: Yaz, look over there, at the bucking bull rodeo. Look at the guy on it! What a dick. Man on bull: Yeehaw! Woohoo! Yeeeeeah baby!!! Amy: Retard. Yasmin: Imagine what he’d be like in bed.
Awkward silence.
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Watchgeorgie-may:
A bit high on Pepsi Max.
Oh god. I can’t believe I call you my friends. A bit high would be a major understatement.
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Metro Station - Shake It
I can’t figure out...
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Sydney Olympics opening ceremony faked too
Eight years after it hosted an Olympics that were famously hailed as the “best games ever,” Sydney has had to confess that it faked one of the key musical performances at the opening ceremony in 2000.
The revelation came after it emerged that nine-year-old Lin Miaoke was just lip-synching when she “sang” a patriotic song before 91,000 people and a global television...
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You stupid dick
You big. You ugly. You poor dick. You stupid dick. Why? Why? Why? Why you shout? Zweee. Zweeebub. You think you smart but you dumb. I smarter. Someday. Someday soon. Just wait. Zweee. Zweesome. Zweesee. Zweebub. Zweebub Vorgone. I smart. Just wait. Ziggly Zweebub, Ziggly Zuckoff. No more Zuckoff for you and Zweebub. Sickly ickly dickly - Zuckoff yourself. And swallow. No more swallow from Ziggly....
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“I hate negatives. They don’t make me feel positive.”
– Mr Claudius
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“Be yourself and don’t be afraid of who you are”
– Georgie
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Rihanna – Disturbia
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“You wouldn’t know gay if it slapped you in the face with a flamboyant tea cosy”
– Liam
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“And ‘God Save Our Singaporean Queen’ is the new Australian National...”
– Georgie
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“We are so accustomed to disguise ourselves to others that in the end we become...”
– François Duc de La Rochefoucauld
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MySpace claims that their business is more innovative than Apple, Google and Facebook.
Are they for real?
So the next time you decide to search for a restaurant… don’t use Google, use MySpace. And if you are looking at doing some video editing… don’t use your Mac, use MySpace. And instead of using your iPod to listen to music while you work out… use MySpace.
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The Drummin' Chicks →
Thank god that by the end of tonight, I won’t have to hear the same drum beats over and over again.
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I hate you Network 7
What the fuck is wrong with you Network 7? You offer 24/7 Olympic coverage, but today you stop for the AFL? What’s even worse is that you cut us off right smack bang in the middle of a gold medal men’s basketball match between USA and Spain!
What about the ‘Heros of Beijing’ closing special you keep reminding us about? Well guess what. We’ll miss that too because of...
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Lily Allen – Everybody’s Changing
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My favourite 2008 Beijing Olympic athletes
Favourite Australian 2008 Beijing Olympic Athlete
Matthew Mitcham - Diver
He’s competing for gold in the 10m platform dive tonight, so tune in and support him!
Update: He just won gold! Congratulations :)
Favourite International 2008 Beijing Olympic Athlete
Michael Phelps - Swimmer
He’s a 14 time olympic gold medalist and currently holds 7 world records. What’s not to like...
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My Literature class' Tumblr →
Learning has leapt on to the internet.
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“You’re so ignorant about homosexuality, you thought rainbow pride was a paddle...”
– Liam
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“Micheal is an example of a dominant patriarchal asshole.”
– Zakia
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The Dandy Warhols – Not If You Were The Last...
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Snow Patrol – It’s Beginning To Get To Me
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If Vegemite is so good, why is it only popular on...
onemoretimewithfeeling:
I know, kind of random.
That’s because Vegemite’s too awesome for the rest of the world.
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Safari
Natalie: Firefox keeps crashing on me.
Taufiq: Use Safari.
Natalie: The safari homepage is the Apple website. Is it wrong that I'm literally salivating over their products?
Natalie: Seriously, salivating Taufiq. Salivating!
Taufiq: Control yourself!
Natalie: But.. but... but... I want it.
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Panic at the Disco – Nine in the Afternoon
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Kanye West – Good Life
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smarky-smark:
Aren’t we all happy little Vegemites bloggers today?
We’re happy little Vegemites Bloggers As bright as bright can be. We all enjoy our Vegemite Tumblr For breakfast, lunch, and tea. Our mother says we’re growing stronger every single week. Because we love our Vegemite Tumblelogs. We all adore our Vegemite Tumblrs. It puts a rose in every cheek!
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I ♥ Australia, not?
I’m currently having this love-hate relationship with Australia. Proves that the grass isn’t always greener on the other side.
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